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Keith's Page

The page about MahüR's not-so-bitchin' drummer, Keith

Hi, my name is keith, i used to be in mahur, before i discoved that getting drunk is fun, totard the later days of mahur, i would get wasted before pratice, and i would always mess up the beats and fall off the chair, one time while i was drunk, a giant bear attacked my drum set, a huge gaint bear came out of my house, and attacked me, i lost a leg, and 3.2435 drums, i hit the bear with a small stick that is located in my pants, the bear screamed repeatly until it bit it off where the white stick was attached to my body, i screamed in pain, i killed the large bear with a board with 3 nails, and one large screw, then i fell over, and the doctor fixed the stick, the end, this is partly why mahur broke up! (This all really happened, i kid u not)

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that's my drumset...so yay!

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