Hi, my name is keith, i used to be in mahur, before i discoved that getting drunk is fun, totard the later days of mahur,
i would get wasted before pratice, and i would always mess up the beats and fall off the chair, one time while i was drunk,
a giant bear attacked my drum set, a huge gaint bear came out of my house, and attacked me, i lost a leg, and 3.2435 drums,
i hit the bear with a small stick that is located in my pants, the bear screamed repeatly until it bit it off where the white
stick was attached to my body, i screamed in pain, i killed the large bear with a board with 3 nails, and one large screw,
then i fell over, and the doctor fixed the stick, the end, this is partly why mahur broke up!
(This all really happened, i kid u not)

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that's my drumset...so yay! |
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